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How Not To Get Into Heaven: A Guide for the Perplexed

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By the Rev. Dr. William Archibald Spooner

In this witty and thought-provoking guide to the afterlife, the Rev. Dr. William Archibald Spooner explores the many ways in which we can sin and condemn ourselves to an eternity of torment. From the seven deadly sins to the more mundane transgressions that can add up to a one-way ticket to hell, Spooner leaves no stone unturned in his quest to help us avoid the fires of damnation.

How Not to Get into Heaven: Berkeley Mews Comics
How Not to Get into Heaven: Berkeley Mews Comics
by Ben Zaehringer

4.8 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 32993 KB
Print length : 128 pages

Spooner's approach is both humorous and insightful, and he manages to make even the most serious topics accessible and entertaining. He draws on a wealth of sources, including scripture, philosophy, and pop culture, to illustrate his points and make his arguments more compelling.

Whether you're a devout believer or a hardened skeptic, How Not To Get Into Heaven is sure to provide you with plenty of food for thought. Spooner's witty prose and thought-provoking insights will challenge your assumptions about the afterlife and leave you with a new appreciation for the importance of living a good life.

Table of Contents

  1. The Seven Deadly Sins
  2. The Ten Commandments
  3. The Works of Mercy
  4. The Seven Virtues
  5. The Four Last Things
  6. Judgment Day
  7. Heaven
  8. Hell
  9. Purgatory
  10. Limbo

The Seven Deadly Sins

The seven deadly sins are a list of vices that are considered to be particularly harmful to the soul. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.

Pride is the sin of thinking too highly of oneself. It can lead to arrogance, vanity, and a lack of humility.

Greed is the sin of desiring more than one needs. It can lead to avarice, hoarding, and theft.

Lust is the sin of sexual desire that is not in accordance with God's law. It can lead to adultery, fornication, and other sexual sins.

Envy is the sin of desiring what others have. It can lead to resentment, jealousy, and hatred.

Gluttony is the sin of overeating and drinking. It can lead to obesity, alcoholism, and other health problems.

Wrath is the sin of anger and violence. It can lead to murder, assault, and other crimes.

Sloth is the sin of laziness and inactivity. It can lead to a lack of motivation, a lack of productivity, and a lack of spiritual growth.

The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments are a set of moral laws that God gave to Moses on Mount Sinai. They are:

1. You shall have no other gods before me. 2. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. 3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. 4. Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. 5. Honor your father and your mother. 6. You shall not murder. 7. You shall not commit adultery. 8. You shall not steal. 9. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. 10. You shall not covet your neighbor's house, wife, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

The Ten Commandments are a guide to living a good life and avoiding sin. They teach us how to love God, love our neighbors, and love ourselves.

The Works of Mercy

The Works of Mercy are a list of charitable acts that we are called to perform as Christians. They are:

1. Feed the hungry. 2. Give drink to the thirsty. 3. Clothe the naked. 4. Shelter the homeless. 5. Visit the sick. 6. Visit the imprisoned. 7. Bury the dead.

The Works of Mercy are a way of showing our love for God by serving our neighbors in need. They are a way of living out our faith and making a difference in the world.

The Seven Virtues

The Seven Virtues are a list of positive character traits that we should strive to develop. They are: prudence, justice, fortitude, temperance, faith, hope, and charity.

Prudence is the virtue of making wise decisions. It helps us to see the consequences of our actions and to make choices that are in our best interests.

Justice is the virtue of giving everyone what is due to them. It helps us to treat others fairly and to respect their rights.

Fortitude is the virtue of strength and courage. It helps us to overcome challenges and to persevere in the face of adversity.

Temperance is the virtue of self-control. It helps us to moderate our desires and to live a balanced life.

Faith is the virtue of believing in God. It helps us to trust in God's love and to put our hope in his promises.

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How Not to Get into Heaven: Berkeley Mews Comics
by Ben Zaehringer

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Language : English
File size : 32993 KB
Print length : 128 pages
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How Not to Get into Heaven: Berkeley Mews Comics
How Not to Get into Heaven: Berkeley Mews Comics
by Ben Zaehringer

4.8 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 32993 KB
Print length : 128 pages
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